Shut Up! she is, like, SO going in a whole new dance direction you loo-sa-uh. After a visit to the Winter Music Conference in Miami, young Kelly has ditched the pop-punk of her past for beats and, um, shit.
"I came to Miami to find out everything I didn't already know about dance music," she told Billboard. Well fuck-a-doodle-do you, and you were there for less than, like, a year or something? Get outta here.
Anyway, she continued: "Take a really good look at what girls my age are doing musically. They're all doing the same shit. I hate being the same. So, I had to do something different - something that I was passionate about."
Unfortunately, she also stressed that the new album is still very much her, whatever that means. Oh, we remember: shit.
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
On another note, OmfGGGGG th!5 alBEM wIL ROK!!!!!11111oneoneoneelventyeleventyeeeeoooeone!
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
*gasp*
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GAH.
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
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Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
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Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
And i still wouldn't do her if she triple-bagged her head.
#shudders#
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
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Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
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Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Also, has anyone noticed there've been less goths clumping around the streets since The Osbournes polluted the mainstream? Maybe it's just my neck of the woods (where to be honest there were never *that* many of them) but perhaps the pasty, talentless spare tyre that is Kelly O and her ilk have managed to make goth fashion uncool. (Was it cool anyway?) I knew it was in its death throes when Topshop started doing studded wrist cuffs about two years ago. *snigger*
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
"i still would." - I most certainly wouldn't.
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
For enough cold cold cash. Or my own record contract/fame for my band.
Hell worked for the Used guy.
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
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Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
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Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Jesus.
OK, she's an annoying spoilt bint, but leave her looks out of it!
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
*coughs*
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I normally don't attack people for their looks. As a sensitive little mite who spent years with bodily issues and all manner of noodlesome thoughts, I don't like being that judgemental. That said, I make an exception in her case. She is the lowest form of life, she ranks lower than Paris Hilton or Jordan, for she is bereft of any sort of irony or humility, happy to release vile songs, happy to release cover versions with her father thus raping his band's legacy, content to roll around being the fat, ugly spoilt little bitch that she is. She is the Veruca Salt of the music industry and the day she swells up and bursts, showering most of North America in fatty tissue and unsold copies of Shut Up, will be the moment that God comes down from heaven above and apologises to his creatures for forcing that digusting troll upon us.
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that has actully made me feel better.
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'