He is, isn't he? I think it's pretty much at that stage now
Lanky man in triumph over adversity tale. It warms your heart
He is, isn't he? I think it's pretty much at that stage now
Lanky man in triumph over adversity tale. It warms your heart
He he played in the
NBA he would only be of average height. But yeah, I like the bloke, ever since I use to see him when he played for QPR.
*if
he's got a foot like a traction engine
Just to clear thing up.
I didn't go out with Peter Crouch, I use to watch him from the stands at QPR. (and dream)
he'd be 2+ inches under average in the NBA
lol
We looked best
when he played last night, but that's because Owen's shit on his own, and everyone knows this, right Sven?
is Sven a DiSser?
no, DiSaster
Who wouldn't want Crouchy
to turn up to their party and dance for them?
There's No Pictures Of Crouch's Robot Dance
Shocking. Nowhere on the internet.
the other thread
had a few videos kicking about.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=96eSrFlUVh0#watch_response
He is an emo!
Thats a wicked vid
Crouchy surely must start with Owen in the World Cup right? I hope Sven hears my calls
I've begun thinking he should be picked ahead of Owen
purely because of the robot.
There must've been some kind of subliminal messaging.
Liverpool
should sign Jan Koller.
They would definitely win the league with a pairing of Crouch and Koller
Or that...
6' 9" striker from Serbia and Montenegro.
Who is that?
Ah...Zigic
he is tall.
True.
Manyt clubs are interested in him, so if he has a decent world cup then he could well be in the Premiership.
is it still Serbia and Montenegro
Or will they have separate football teams now they're different countries?
Good point.
Well technically right now Montenegro are ignoring anything from the Serbian government, but they aren't seperate countries yet, I think that's what's happening.
and
montenegro only have one player in the squad anyway, and ithink he just got injured.
talk about being in the minority.
my mate played against peter crouch once
fascinating i know
Actually
Liverpool should replace that Midget Crouch with Tor Hogne Aaroy.
He is taller than Koller.
I once made a team of very tall players on iss. They were useful in the air...
kollers got
2 good feet
also
my same mates fantasy world cup team is all arsenal.
no henry tho
HOLY SHIT!
http://www.dothecrouch.com/
Does no one work anymore?
didn't he robot it for Prince William today or something?
Someone link it!
Ha
This threads linked, as if
:)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/01062006/323/royal-command-performance-england-s-dancing-crouch.html
fucking hell william
nice imagination. i'd have made kirsten dunst do 'the crouch' with no clothes on.
not, DO peter crouch
you know what i mean
LOL
the thread I started is linked to that site
Am I entitled to some kind of payment? If not, WHY THE FUCK NOT?
'William burst out laughing and shook his head'
that's why i love william. and his wish wellingtons
this.
"Was it a stick insect after too many coffees? A beanpole spasm in the breeze? Or was it the stirring sight of the best kind of English hero - the unheralded kind - whose unpredictable skills might just bring home the World Cup on Sunday July 9? As Crouch shuffled, a collective gasp passed through the watching millions. Instead of anguishing over the merits of 4-1-4-1, or whether Stevie Gerrard should be stuck in the hole, England fans were suddenly thinking, hell, with moves like that we can win this thing."
Crouchinho!!
Well, he is a Liverpool FC (cult) hero, if nothing else. Actually, fuck the cult status, it is an insult.
He is a hugely talented player and has added so much to the way Liverpool played last season.
He could be the answer now that Rooney is gone. If England play in a similar way to Liverpool, with just Crouch up front holding up the ball like he does so well, the very, very talented midfield can come up onto the ball and create real problems against even the best sides in the world.
Not just Liverpool
I'm an Arsenal fan and I still love him. Theres just something great about a bloke who can barely move at a running pace playing football at this level especially now he seems to have got confidence and become a really good player. If your going to play one up front then he will be better than owen, also if we keep trying to play him long balls.
"William Hill Crouch First World Cup Celebration:
2/1 Do The Robot (Again)
4/1 Break Dance
6/1 Dance A Jig
12/1 Do A Shearer
14/1 Birdie Song
25/1 Moon Walk
33/1 Star Jumps
33/1 Remove a piece of clothing
50/1 Crouch to win Strictly come Dancing"
Oh and there is the odd photo about. You just have to be crafty on google and search for peter crouch in the news rather than in photos.
I've just noticed
that Crouch is 4 times more likely to win strictly come dancing than England are to loose all their group games according to the bookies. Odd world.
isn't it just
Is this where
I tell my story of when I submitted an emailed transfer offer to Rupert Lowe in 2005 on behalf of our 5 a side teams Athletico Crouch and Dynamo Crouch?