Like that forthcoming Jordan and Peter fly-on-the-wall shit wasn't scary enough, word is (and word's often right) that MTV are planning a show featuring former Steps singer Lisa Scott-Lee, and her family of almost-famous types.
Lisa's hubby is Hear'Say mark II fella Johnny Shental, who joined once, um, one left. Her brother, Andy, was on Pop Idol for a while, and he's going out with Liberty X minx Michelle Heaton. Actually, this show is sounding alright.
Some insider was reported to have said: "There will be laughter. There will be highs and lows." One presumes the lowest low will be the show's cancellation two-weeks in.
Other MTV shows in development include a Busted tour diary and an Osbournes-style show featuring Lady Madge and Guy Ritchie. God help us all.