NME Awards: winners in full
Klaxons (pictured) and Jamie T were among the winners at last night's Shockwaves NME Awards, held at the doomed Hammersmith Palais.
The former scooped the middle finger in the Best New Band category, while Mr T took home the top prize in the Best Solo Artist field, beating off competition from Lily Allen who, a la the Brits, left with nothing.
Well, nearly nothing: Allen was voted the worst-dressed musical celebrity of the past 12 months by readers of NME. The nasty boys and girls.
Here are the winners in all their gory glory:
Best British Band - Muse
Best International Band - My Chemical Romance
Best Solo Artist - Jamie T
Best New Band - Klaxons
Best Live Band - Kasabian
Philip Hall Radar Award - The Twang
John Peel Innovation Award - Enter Shikari
Best Album - Arctic Monkeys, Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Best Track - The View, 'Wasted Little DJs'
Best Video - The Killers, 'Bones'
Best Music DVD - Arctic Monkeys, Scummy Man
Best Live Event - Carling Weekend, Reading and Leeds
Best TV Show - The Mighty Boosh
Best Radio Show - Zane Lowe, Radio 1
Best Film - Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Sexiest Man - Matt Bellamy
Sexiest Woman - Kate Moss
Worst Band - Panic! At The Disco
Worst Album - Robbie Williams, Rudebox
Worst Dressed - Lily Allen
Best Dressed - Faris Rotter, The Horrors
Villain Of The Year - George W Bush
Hero Of The Year - Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance
Best Venue - Carling Brixton Academy
Best Website - YouTube
Don't worry readers: hardly anyone that wins that Philip Hall award does owt with themselves. Beyond that though, we think it's all pretty much deserved... right?