White Rose Movement are perhaps the monosodium glutamate of rock and roll. Initially addictive and tantalising, an hour of consuming their slickly engineered autopop leaves you with little more than a faint sense of emptiness. That's not to say Kick is a bad record. It's just that its neon-lit eighties electro is more than a little vacuous. Still, when did the absence of vitamins ever stop you eating Hula Hoops?
That White Rose Movement picked up one of their members in London tastemaker club Trash is telling. Founded on hedonism, whiplash beats and ultra-edited vox, WRM are children of the brief but - admit it - exhilarating electroclash explosion a couple of years ago, and their debut is a record that needs surround-sound. It won't arrest you all on its own; Kick is dependent on context. Headphones are good - ceiling-suspended monster-woofers in a packed, pulsating club, pounding relentlessly while you drown in your own sweat, are better. That being the case, it's unsatisfying as a complete record; you're only ever going to hear it in the right context one song at a time, and listening to it in its entirety, the mind wanders all too easily.
Nonetheless there's plenty to enjoy. 'Love Is A Number' still sounds great, and has outlived its predicted shelflife; it's as sharp as it was six months ago, slicing you open in a hundred places with a shower of razor synths and an euphoric, sex-soaked chorus. Paul Epworth did the job right first time round, and the album version is no departure from the single. His presence is stamped unmistakeably across the record; it's impeccably produced, bringing credibility and regal confidence to WRM's frequent Depeche Mode hero worship. Their reliance on DM's reckless, compulsive sound cannot be emphasised enough. The viperous, speeding 'London's Mine', surely a future single, pays accurate and thrilling tribute to Barrel Of A Gun, and the concise but dreamy 'Deborah Carne' sees singer Finn Vine elegantly approximating the inky purity of Dave Gahan's ubiquitous, self-contained vocals.
When not listening to Depeche Mode, watching Depeche Mode or imitating Depeche Mode, White Rose Movement enjoy clubs, women, alcohol, and replicating other bands' sounds - thus 'Idiot Drugs'' likeable rearrangement of The Cooper Temple Clause's 'Panzer Attack' and the Adam Ant absurdity of present single 'Girls In The Back'. Theft is the order of the day - but it's boldly, not sneakily done. On the better songs, Finn Vine's sweat-flecked, chromic vocals set off a current of urgency, complementing the slick torrent of rhythms and synths, and it's hard to begrudge them such cheerful plagiarism. White Rose Movement make for fleeting musical friends; take them at intoxicating face value and let them soundtrack your dizziest nights, and all will be well. Come the grotty, regretful mornings after, however, when you need something kind and wholesome to soothe your head and your conscience... keep away. They'll only let you down.

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first off, only one song is a depeche mode clone. & it's not one of the better songs of the album. other than that, there is NO resemblance between wrm & depeche mode other than the use of keyboards/synthesizers.
second, vacuous? that's a bit harsh. i've listened to this cd quite a few times & it holds up to multiple listenings, albeit on headphones on really lound on my speakers. i'd give this more listenings & perhaps your opinion will change, as their songs do hold depth that transcend any fleeting whim.
i personally think this is the best release of this year. but then again i absolutely love these guys, so i'm kind of biased.
don't get me wrong
i do like the album, but as the review says, i think it's unsatisfying. i think it's pretty two-dimensional. that doesn't mean it doesn't stand up to repeated listening - simply that i think what you find in it first time round is as much as yr gonna find in it at all.
there is a MASSIVE dm resemblance though.
DM defo
It does sound a lot like Depeche Mode. Except Pig Heil Jam, which is Nine Inch Nails. And great. Pretty good album though, I thought. 7/10 is a fair mark. Has this been delayed for ages or what, though? The promo for this has been knocking about for over six months
release was put back
at least twice.
vacuous
Deborah Carne may be approximating the inky purity of Dave Gahan's vocals, but Mr Williams didn't listen very closely to the actual lyrics, otherwise he'd have realised the song is about a murdered woman and the emptiness of random violence, which is about as far from vacuous as you can get.
ugh
I mean Ms Williams.
um
learn some englandish.
vacuous vs empitness, huh?
uh
uh talking about the vacuousness of random violence makes them vacuous? please explain.
it -certainly- doesnt stop them from being vacuous
idiot.
i love it when people try to be clever and type something stupid haha.
I've been looking forward to this album for a while
will be buying it
this was 6 pounds
in my local shop today, i think their alright but that didn't even tempt me to buy it.... couple good songs but they've not hooked me in
hmm
i saw these live recently, and everything about the band just seemed to be style and no substance. and yeah, they are very depeche mode-y.
i don't think their live show does them any credit
not when i've seen em anyway.
they do sound a lot more together on record... live, everything's on place but it just lacks oomph.
i just
saw them 3 times in 1 months
:( :( :( :( ad infinitum
i've seen'm once live
fucking LOVED every minute. & i'll be seeing them again in two weeks. i think they do a great job of doing it live. i was a bit worried that they wouldn't really get the synth. levels right, but they did. fucking ace.
Havent heard the album yet
But if its anything like 'Love is a number' then Id rather eat my shoes. God that song is utter shit.
i finally gave in early on Monday....
....and decided that despite my best efforts, I love WRM. Probably wont last long, but at the minute I adore this record. Perhaps a little to much like I adored Vibrate You by King Adora, absolute love for a few weeks, then rare revisits over the next month or so before it disappears to a dark corner of the CD rack between Gay Dad's Leisurenoise and Younger Younger 28's Soap.
Yes, my record collection is that crap.
indeed
its been a while since i listened to the king adora album but i loved it at the time... maybe i'll give it a whirl.
WRM are vacuous, but none the worse for it... this is in my top 20 for the year its great fun!
good marketing ploy selling it at £6 or £7 but i cant see how you could make much of a profit at that price.
This was really cheap, so I bought it.
Why was it so cheap?
Hope they don't go the way of King Adora
They were distinctly average live. I saw them well before Love is a Number was released and just don't remember that or any of the album tracks, just a sludge of synth and guitar.
So is it the influence of Epworth that makes them so much better on record?
They look really awful too.
I love this band......
I personally really enjoy WRM. The record has some lovely songs on it.
I think they are influenced by DM, but i think they are blatantly very influenced by Killing Joke also.
Anyways, i think people put too much emphasis on where a band seems to be coming from in terms of influence. Sometimes you have to just look at a band for what they are, and not place too much emphasis on possible influences.
The song 'Kick' is a lovely, intense track with a gorgeous synth lead. It's most certainly the best track on the album IMO. Also, i think 'Girls in the back' is really quirky.
Then, the suprise package is the hidden track 'Lunar park. It's absoulutely beautiful! Really dreamy and atmospheric, This Mortal coil esque.
As for the band live, i really enjoyed it,full of energy,not pretentious yet still remained a tight unit.
I think they are an antidote to the boring grey middle indie ground and Emo stadium rock etc.