As the third or fourth rush of blood hits your forehead, a brief glance at the CD player reveals that you're only three minutes in. You've already experienced two album-defining moments of perfection, two that form but one per cent of what Beautiful Seizure has to offer.
The formula for this album is pretty simple, really: take the sum of all of your favourite records since you started listening to music seriously, rip out the filler and make an LP containing only the heart-wrenching, ear-pounding, mind-bending and all-too-beautiful epochs, condense it to 55 minutes and unleash it on an unsuspecting journalist who, intrigued, plays the album once and listens to nothing else for months.
To call this an accessible record would be inaccurate: the Chicago three-piece hide their impressive melodies inside locked boxes that are littered liberally across the entirety of the LP, whilst the keys are placed at inopportune moments where another unpredictable turn is taken to either re-define the richter scale, or glide up the side of a mountain, ineffably beautiful wings open at full-stretch, the talk of the town.
The nine-minute 'Red and White Bells' puts on the kind of schizophrenic display that gritty Hollywood directors have wet dreams over and is the perfect showcase for the violently alternating tones of the album as a whole. Followed closely by 'Apple or a Gun', the nearest thing to a single in earshot, an almost structureless epic that builds from sprawling synthesized screams to vocal melodies and harmony, sub-disco drumming, the insides of a thousand slightly malfunctioning tanks and the lyrical summation of the entire album: "a gift so ambiguous, it could be an apple or a gun."
It's pointless to try and sum up the knife that the opening two minutes of 'Easy Does It' jabs into your sides; cataclysmic instrumentation vomits into your ears in the most beautiful and indescribably life-affirming way feasible, giving way to the genesis of a slightly more tangible song, enabling composure to be regained long enough for the next perfect war to take place, on record and indeed, inside your head.
What volcano! have achieved in simple terms, is to create the most forward-looking, genre-eschewing, sense-battering album I've honestly ever heard. When it's not comforting you and drawing you toward the bosom of inane glee, it's hitting you repeatedly with a selection of instruments and implements, the kind of beating that the sadomasochistic community thrive upon.
To ignore it, is to deny yourself a most beautiful voyage, a beautiful dream, a beautiful moment and most definitely, a Beautiful Seizure.
cool!
listenin right now on myspace, sounds good! i get the feeling that listen to the albumas a whole would be even better though. SLightly unhinged but in a really cool way, t'will have to wait till payday.
sheesh
fire fire is great
awesome review.
this record is really starting to hit me now, it's brilliant.
Apple Or A Gun
is one of the greatest songs ever written
well, i absolutely love it at the mo, havent actually been able to give the whole album a chance yet
I'm on the coach on the way to Portsmouth listening to it
RIGHT NOW.
GEEK
.
Watch those mobile phone bills
they're gonna getcha.
10/10?
I gave this 2 lsitens and wrote it off. After reading this I will go and retrieve it for this evenings 9pm listening slot.
Excellent review.
I have this on order
And I'm into the stuff on their myspace
*rubs thighs in anticipation*
excellent review
but sorry, the only thing that came to mind when i tried to listen to it was 'stop it' !
I tried again, but no. Not for me.
Please don't ban me...
isn't there
a band called 'volcano! i'm still excited'?
yes
and they are better. FAQT
that band SUCK
volcano! are way better.
PHACKED
Now I know I can't stomach a lot of music like this in the first place, but this is unlistanable to me. I think it's just a big mess. Sorry.
me too
only got through 1 1/2 listens, but i'll give it another few goes - back on the psp you go mr 10/10 album
This is a pretty terrific
album. But not 10/10. More like 8/10.
shouldnt someone have edited this?
Now, I know I like this band, however this review is dire, and has gone some way towards putting me off listening to them again.
I grant that the basics of the english language and grammar may not be every journalist's strongpoint, but surely an editor should be bright enough to spot such things.
Hi there
Does your username exist just to take the piss out of my reviews?
no, it doesnt ...
I like reading this website, I haven't commented on your reviews before, I'd rather hope you'd take my criticisms on board because, despite what Mr Diver might say, this is a very poorly written review. I can understand you like the record and have got a bit carried away writing about it, but still, you should get someone to check these things for you.
The grammar seems fine
The language is fine.
wut you on about?
piss off.
I'm currently listening to that track off the radio show, it sounds as though an album of this could change the world.
could well be my first album of the year...
if given enough amount of time
this album will change the way we listen to music. it's that good, deserves the 10/10 for making something for the evolution of music.
totally agree
This album is spectacular.
Well
It's nice to see DiS covering some decent and genuinely alternative music for a change, as opposed to the miasma of indie tat that gets championed 'round these parts. There's still way too much NME-style hyperbole bandied about though...
I thought...
...this album sounded like a shit Storm&Stress.
But seeing as Storm&Stress are one of the greatest bands ever, that's actually quite a compliment.
my
2nd listen of this right now. its pretty decend. mind blowing