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We Are The Pipettes

The Pipettes: We Are The Pipettes

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by Dom Gourlay

Instead of analysing the merits and demerits of The Pipettes, why not just sit back and appreciate the fact that they are at least trying to make pop music interesting and, dare I say it, credible once more. Forget all the tawdry jokes about them being Fifties revivalist one-trick ponies. One listen to We Are The Pipettes is enough to convince anyone with a tune-friendly ear and half a brain that there is so much more to their repertoire than being mere retro specialists.

The very best pop music - from The Ronettes to Shampoo, Abba to Girls Aloud (and not forgetting The Spice Girls) - had more than its fair share of kitsch, high pomp and occasionally cringeworthy moments that both bewildered and beguiled the listener, but never, ever bored them. And, more importantly, none of the aforementioned acts ever took themselves too seriously to actually know when we were laughing with them - and I emphasise the phrase 'with them' greatly because that's the point. They were already in stitches at their own antics long before your or my first guffaw.

But, "Will We Are The Pipettes change your life?", I hear the sceptics ask. Depends really, I suppose, as to whether or not you're one of those people whose head is so firmly wedged up their own colon interchange that differentiating between expertly crafted music and expertly crafted pop music is impossible, because that is the big difference here, folks. The Pipettes may look like extras from Happy Days in their matching polka-dot dresses and plastic jewellery, but make no mistake: this record owes as much to their love of lo-fi punk rock as it does the classic three-minute pop song.

'Dirty Mind' and 'One Night Stand' are Helen Love without the helium singing voice but with a more sprightly tune, while 'Judy' is the most vitriolic girl versus girl statement since Siouxsie stopped razor-cutting her hair in favour of a more spiderweb gothic approach. Except, of course, it's set to a simplistic, catchy melody as opposed to buzzsaw guitars.

And that's why We Are The Pipettes is possibly the only pure-pop record you need own this year: fourteen tracks in total, each and every one a potential single. Sure, too much pop can rot your teeth, and even the girls themselves admit "I've had enough of sweet" at one point, but at just under half an hour's length, there isn't enough time for too much cavity damage (or tedium) here. In fact, the only travesty is that with the imminent demise of Top Of The Pops, The Pipettes will probably never get the chance to take their rightful place alongside Westlife and the latest Johnny Wannabe from X-Factor.

  • The Pipettes 7 / 10

More like 10/10

This album is totally essential pure-pop girl-group joy. You can NEVER have too much of sweet.


Although I've hardly heard any of their songs I'm thinking about buying this

I really want it to be good 'cos I want there to be a really good lo-fi pop act in the world.

However, all I've heard of them was a televised performance of "Your Kisses Are Wasted On Me" and, whilst it seemed like a good song, their performance wasn't too good.

But I might ignore that and buy it anyway.


Don't judge them on that Album Chart Show performance, they weren't pleased with it and rightly so because it didn't sound too great.

Not sure i get the lo-fi comparisons, what i've heard of the album they're very heavily produced (and all the better for it).

Still promises to be a great album though. So i'd say go for it.


what I heard isn't bad

but far from being as good as Shampoo.
Don't think I'll buy that, as I'm still lacking some Heavenly and Tallulah Gosh albums


Rubbish.


They

will divide opinion massively, but then so does all good pop music!


Very good review.

I agree on the 7/10 too.


They're just cunts...

Oh boring, bland, done before, lets be girls tosh! I fuckin' hate them, this time next year the mediocre fad will be a distant nightmare!

I also hate women too!


you are wrong

Everything has been 'done before' and The Pipettes really haven't been 'done before' it's a new spin on something old, if the mediocre fad is gonna be a distant next year then the Pipettes will still be around.


Great review

Except for the rating. Why 7/10 when barely a single criticism is levelled?

This is clearly a 10/10 record, and surely one of the best debut albums ever.


Hmmm

I wouldn't go as far as calling this a 10/10 record to be honest. Its a great NOW record, as in summer 2006, but whether most people will still be listening to this 18 months from now is open to debate.


Time will tell, eh?

Given the quality of the songs here and the distinctive sound, I would be surprised if 'We Are the Pipettes' didn't become at the very least a cult classic.


Yeah

I think that's quite possible, in the same way Shampoo's album is.


i'm with you Dom

much like a whole heap of bands that the media loved at the time (keane, magic numbers, razorlight, darkness, glc), i can see some serious caning's ahead for these folks come second album time...


the difference being

Shampoo were truly great !


hmm, not a big fan of the pipettes

"we are the pipettes" and "it hurts 2 c u dance so well" are really very good, but two good songs and three girls in short dresses does not a good band make.
Mostly I find them incredibly samey, and rather annoying. 5/10?


I think that

We are the pipettes is weak.

You fail to mention their other VERY good (and not samey) songs Pull Shapes, Winters Sky, Judy, and ABC

All of which are beautifully unique in one way or another. I'm glad that finally my heart got the better of my cynicism and that I have learnt to love the pipettes.

Genuinely brilliant album.


Is this some kind of sick joke?


I prefer the

Indelicates.


Don't we all?


I find this album

UNLISTENABLE!!!!


I agree

wholeheartedly about The Chalets... whoit would appear, have better tunes and a better way theri name was coined (not that i know how the pipettes got their name but The Chalets got theirs from ATP).. Plus Heavenly/Talulah Gosh ?¿? Does no one realise there is a new Tender Trap album out?

Novelty is all well and good... but that is all it is.


Argh

They don't annoy me as much as they should for some reason, but why is cod-motown good when cod-ska/streets isn't? I don't like Lily Allen either but at least she's a bit more interesting than this. I saw them at FROG or somewhere once and it was like awful karaoke mowtown. I can't believe someone has actually signed them.

Can't people just listen to the Ronettes instead? They can actually sing and the songs are about 3,00000 times better.


...

I don't see what there could possibly be to dislike. Three pretty girls making great pop music... surely you can't argue with that?

I don't normally go for this sort of thing, but good pop music is always welcome. Plus 'Pull Shapes' is an absolute fucking legend of a song.


...

1) I don't think they're that pretty.
2) They can't sing.
3) They are attempting Mowtown, pretty much one of the only genres which just doesn't work without really good singing/harmonising.
4) They are fucking atrocious live, the harmonies were all wrong, and there was this whole annoying sixth-form joke band vibe going on.
5) The songs are not even any good!


I...

..can't stop listening to this album, however I'm undecided about seeing them live as I'm worried they'll be shit, thus ruining the album for me.


Go See Them Live

I think they work better live, so much fun.


Just checked

and they're playing in birmingham in sep! Hoping so badly that its a good gig


hmm

I don't really think they were asking to be judged on whether you find them pretty...

And they clearly can sing... Anyone who doesn't liek them is either very miserable or in denial


^^

ah nearly a year later and I'm still listening! take that sceptics