Here it is, then: the soundtrack to your summer house party par excellence, signed, sealed and delivered a good few months early just ‘cause it’s that good. Get your dancing practice in now – come the longest days of the year you’ll be wearing many a sole down to Myth Takes.
!!!’s third long-play release – their second for Warp, very much a label of the moment what with the forthcomings from Maximo Park and Battles – is their best yet: it’s multi-faceted like no release before it (from the band’s catalogue), and each and every nuance is super funky. Yes, the word’s permitted here. Just don’t go dressing it up with ‘punk’ prefixes.
The album’s opening trio – the title track, into the effortlessly effervescent ‘All My Heroes Are Weirdos’, into the super disco stomp of ‘Must Be The Moon’ – are, in all probability, unlikely to be bettered this year so far as future dance-rock crossover releases go. The three songs set a fantastic tone – one of arm-waving, hand-clapping, toe-tapping exuberance – that fails to relent for the duration. You’ll be sitting on the bus, in front of the telly, on a park bench, at your mother-in-law’s, it doesn’t matter – you’ll dance to these songs like you’ve never danced to any band with guitars – gasp! – before. Pump the first ten minutes of Myth Takes into any club in the country, in any backwater town full of squaddie fucks and fuck-about forty-somethings, and the floor will go crazy.
And it just gets better, unexpectedly and brilliantly: lead single ‘Heart Of Hearts’ sits neatly at five of ten, throbbing aggressively and seductively at the centre of this intoxicating album. The purest dance song on this collection, the interaction between the male and female vocals lend the song an air of Prince circa being good trying his hand at Euro House, or whatevertheshit makes the top ten week in week out without the likes of this writer hearing it. Y’know, the stuff sold as ring tones to those same inbred sorts busting a million moves a second a paragraph earlier. But this you know – the song’s out, available, and if you’re smart you’ve already got it.
What you won’t have yet – unless you’ve picked this album up as soon as it was released (t’other day) – is ‘Bend Over Beethoven’. This eight-minute workout of strut-funk bass lines and crisp beats doesn’t outstay its welcome despite that intimidating count on the clock, and as vocals fade in and out over drifting guitars and skittered percussion you can feel something welling within, and then POP!(!!) The dam’s down, the valley’s flooded, you’re on your chair grinding against an invisible partner for every passer-by to stare at. They’re not embarrassed for you, though; they want to be you.
That being the case, they’re advised to collect this from their local record store and report back to you around July time, when we can all dance in unison to what will, come December, be recognised as the year’s finest album of its kind.
what a pleasantly
refreshingly excited review.
you should be
i have been for months, went to fopp on monday morning and fucking BOUGHT THE FUCKER YEAHH.
it is very good
Definitely their best
yet, and certainly an album of the year.
i love this sooo much
but sometimes i wish they would sound less dark overall?
Bend Over Beethoven
is amazing. And so is Break In Case Of Anything
THIRD LP?
what did they do before Louden Up Now? Was it any good?
self-titled
it's got Intensify on it - which is still my favourite !!! track.
best opening trio this year?
well there is also the little matter of lcd soundsystems' "get innocuous, time to get away, north american scum'
but its a close call...
best opening trio ever you say?
spiritualised - ladies and gentlemen
trail of dead - madonna
underworld - second toughest
dandy warhols -come down
dfa1979 - you're a woman...
radiohead - kid a
six by seven - the closer you get
sfa - guerilla
arab strap - philophobia
mclusky - do dallas
Plan B (magazine) didn't like it...
...weird
This album, i mean...
...which is definitely great
The Closer You Get, you say...
I love you
i love that record
unhealhtily at times in fact...
fugazi - the argument
if you don't include the untitled track at the start, the first three tracks kick unholy arse all about the place
Seconded
Love that song ...
Though everything else is also bowel-tremblingly wonderful.
Chk! Chk! Chk!
can you feel it intensify?
Can You Feel It Intensify?...
CaN YoU FeEl It InTeNsIfY?!...
CAN YOU FEEL IT INTENSIFY?!?!?
This album is
GREAT. Message ends.
If you wanted to ask someone
if they'd heard this band's new record, what would you say?
Have you heard chk chk chk's new album?
Tssk, it does my bloody head in.
...
From my first listen this has turned out to be great fun, a very enjoyable record. I'm going to have trouble recommending it to friends though.
I feel silly saying 'Chk Chk Chk'... so i will just have to act super excited and throw an album sleeve at them.