Laughing like a nuclear siren. Being as outwardly vulgar as possible. Making people feel uncomfortable. Coordination. Eating chicken. My disgustingly opulent bed. Squatters rights. Shoes. Wildeian witticisms. Male band members with fringes. Watching Neighbours twice a day. Kicking people in the cunt (metaphorically). Stroking cats. Songs that are so brilliant you have to listen to them constantly for weeks. Those moments when you look around the table after a good meal and realise the people you are with are closer to your soul then any blood relation could ever be (I love you Castle Anthrax!). Drawing cocks on everything and eating cheese.
From A to Z. Not L though, L can fuck right off.
NEIIIGHBOURS, everybody needs good NEIIIGHBOURS!!