chris_undereducated
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Re: MAN U v ARSENAL
oh get a grip, who gives a shit where people are from?
Am i supposed to like only local bands? If so then I'm fucked!
Am i supposed to like only local bands? If so then I'm fucked!
Re: lostprophets
i'm not sure i can be bothered slagging off lostprophets, most people reading this probably think they're crap anyway. It's like slagging off hitler, you'll have some moron who says "Yeah but he was a vegetarian and he loved his mum"
there you go
Lostprophets = Hitler
there you go
Lostprophets = Hitler
Re: The Strokes
i invented hip hop back in 1915, 78 years prior to my birth, with a half mumbled ditty called 'Who Got The Motherfucking Ration Book?'
Then in 1940 I demoed an early version of a song that the world would come to know as 'Heartbreak Hotel' when recorded by Elvis A. Presley. The working title was 'Heartbreak Nazi Deathcamp'. Admittedly it needed reworking.
In the late sixties, during my spell dodging the draft in canada I wrote what has become widely regarded as the first grunge song,'Touch Me I'm The Vietcong'
Then in 1940 I demoed an early version of a song that the world would come to know as 'Heartbreak Hotel' when recorded by Elvis A. Presley. The working title was 'Heartbreak Nazi Deathcamp'. Admittedly it needed reworking.
In the late sixties, during my spell dodging the draft in canada I wrote what has become widely regarded as the first grunge song,'Touch Me I'm The Vietcong'
Re: Go Nu Metal Go!!
where's my wallet chain and hoodie, i'm going to graffiti the skate park!!!
Re: What's in your stereo?
polysics OR die
Re: Who listens to the radio?
bbc radio 1, tuesday thru to thursday.
log on and check it out.
commercial radio isn't the end of everything
log on and check it out.
commercial radio isn't the end of everything
Re: introduce your self
i am Chris
I only post on this forum in order to further my mission to make as many cynical comments as humanly possible.
i stand 24ft tall and am covered in gold and encrusted with rubies and emralds.
i like wasting time listenin to poorly recorded lofi CDrs that the vast majority of you people will be unaware of and I feel rather good doing it.
At 15 i swiftly passed through the 'listenin to pop music in an ironic fashion' phase and i still don't find myself ashamed of that fact.
i enjoy watching films that confuse and confound me. I believe it is important to provoke conversation.
and i'm 21, taurus looking for similar female with GSOH, non smoker for fun, maybe more.
I only post on this forum in order to further my mission to make as many cynical comments as humanly possible.
i stand 24ft tall and am covered in gold and encrusted with rubies and emralds.
i like wasting time listenin to poorly recorded lofi CDrs that the vast majority of you people will be unaware of and I feel rather good doing it.
At 15 i swiftly passed through the 'listenin to pop music in an ironic fashion' phase and i still don't find myself ashamed of that fact.
i enjoy watching films that confuse and confound me. I believe it is important to provoke conversation.
and i'm 21, taurus looking for similar female with GSOH, non smoker for fun, maybe more.
Re: The Hate Thread.
i wasn't going to post in this thread but i've got nothing better to do...
so then, i hate...
-being unemployed
-and seemingly unemployable despite spending 3 years in further education.
-stepping in stray dog poop
-when my guitar is out of tune and i just haven't got the co-ordination to tune it.
-aggressive drunks
-boredom
-two thirds of the sketches on little britain
-wasting my time typing lists that no ones likely to read or care about anyway.
-not being able to write songs sometimes
-my pavement dvd only playing in black&white on my dvd player.
-finishing a good book
-cucumber and tomato
-nazi skinhead punks
-racists who hide behin the phrase "I'm not racist, but..."
-homophobes who o a similar thing
-heavy traffic when you're on a bus and can't do anything about it
-people who get upset when others don't like their music
-the red hot chilli peppers
-bad action films featuring women in hotpants and a token black street wise character
that'll do.
for now.
so then, i hate...
-being unemployed
-and seemingly unemployable despite spending 3 years in further education.
-stepping in stray dog poop
-when my guitar is out of tune and i just haven't got the co-ordination to tune it.
-aggressive drunks
-boredom
-two thirds of the sketches on little britain
-wasting my time typing lists that no ones likely to read or care about anyway.
-not being able to write songs sometimes
-my pavement dvd only playing in black&white on my dvd player.
-finishing a good book
-cucumber and tomato
-nazi skinhead punks
-racists who hide behin the phrase "I'm not racist, but..."
-homophobes who o a similar thing
-heavy traffic when you're on a bus and can't do anything about it
-people who get upset when others don't like their music
-the red hot chilli peppers
-bad action films featuring women in hotpants and a token black street wise character
that'll do.
for now.
Re: Best adverts on tv right now
i REALLY like the adverts for the new hot wheels toys. Dinosaurs + Jungle thingies. Genius.
Re: Who listens to the radio?
listen to john peel dumb ass.
Re: MSN
i don't use it.
it scares me.
it scares me.
Re: What's in your stereo?
trachtenberg family slide show players
i like them very muchly
i like them very muchly
Re: unsigned bands
i like kooba radio, my good pal mr hibbett is like ALWAYS on there. good on kooba, go kooba.
Re: unsigned bands
Wet Dog, Pete & The Pirates, Celleste, Truly Kaput + Winston Echo are all playing at the LSE student union on monday october 25th. That's gonna be real good. And cheap I think. £2?
Re: Think Globally, Act Locally
thom "yeah i got a funny eye, what of it?" york was born here in rainy wellingborough. Yay.
Also, something gives me the impression bauhaus were from the area too...
Also, something gives me the impression bauhaus were from the area too...
Re: whyt he hell does every1 hate keane?
just thought i'd take it to 141...
that's all
that's all
Re: The Hate Thread.
i hate lists
Re: What does it take to be A good Music Writer?
not putting a capital A in the middleof a sentence
Re: Busted still twats - official.
they may be talking retrospectively. Everybody bought their 7th album yet their 8th, 9th, 10th sold very poorly in comparison.
Re: the oxes
i've not seen them live but i lurve their albums (and their soft rock cover of foo fighters' everlong)
Re: The Straw That Broke My Back
we did give the world 'who wants to be a millionaire?'
and anne robinson
and anne robinson
Re: Q Awards
how many awards have muse won for best live act?
they just go out and do the same thing each night like some gigging pub band.
they just go out and do the same thing each night like some gigging pub band.
Re: Shock Horror!
you're wrong, he's a prick, a sanctimonious prick
Re: Shock Horror!
Turns out Bob Geldof is a prick too...
Re: Argue for what you believe in
wow! pompus arsehole! run for the hills!
Re: A right old BabySHAMBLES....
would everyone stop giving him their money, maybe he do less drugs then?
Re: A right old BabySHAMBLES....
they're all preparing for some kind of Manson Family massacre... that or just a plain old mass suicide.
Who's got the punch?
Who's got the punch?
Re: Female Pipes
didn't they say 'the end'? why are you continuing to comment after somebody said 'the end'? for that matter why am I? what's happening?
Re: Argue for what you believe in
But are they personal attacks? Do people say that you're stupid for liking keane or do they simply say that keane are a bad band? I expect it's probably the latter. People are going to slag off bands they dislike whether you get upset or not, I think you need to develop a thicker skin.
Re: Argue for what you believe in
i think that's kinda what happens anyway. I don't get your point and i find it a bit preachy too. It's a message board of an internet music site, what do you want? A big hug?
Re: New Order
cheney cheney cheney cheney cheney cheney cheney cheney
stop being such a dick
stop being such a dick
Re: Slit Wrists
i think i'd feel most guilty about the mess. I don't envy anyone getting those stains out.
ps. this is a horrible horrible topic. You should go to the Samaritans.
ps. this is a horrible horrible topic. You should go to the Samaritans.
Re: Tattoo You
my dad's 50 and he just got tattoos a couple of years ago. That's how cool they are.
Re: THE DELAYS
why did they support the pixies?
now the thrills are doing the same in the states. Have they no taste?
now the thrills are doing the same in the states. Have they no taste?
Re: Slit Wrists
no, but i once got really angry and decided not to tidy my bedroom
Re: Is Nu Metal Dead Yet?
all emo bands were nu metal bands 3 or 4 years ago.
similarly all garage rock fans were stereophonics fans 3 or 4 years ago.
similarly all garage rock fans were stereophonics fans 3 or 4 years ago.
Re: Father of 'Alternative' - let's crown a winner
lee perry maybe
Re: Father of 'Alternative' - let's crown a winner
i think he was in The Carpenters...
Karen?
Karen?
Re: Father of 'Alternative' - let's crown a winner
i think he played the saw
Re: Father of 'Alternative' - let's crown a winner
our lord jesus
Re: mullets...how fresh
i want a bomber jacket.
Like michael douglas' in basic instinct
Like michael douglas' in basic instinct
Re: Is Nu Metal Dead Yet?
"I can't believe you disagree with my opinions! Aaargh! I wouldn't post them on a message board if i had any idea you'd dispute them! How dare you! I'm both angry and offended! Grrr!"
*runs off to bedroom to cry and write in journal*
That really is the essence of nu metal
*runs off to bedroom to cry and write in journal*
That really is the essence of nu metal
Re: Is Nu Metal Dead Yet?
'snerk'?
Re: Top of the Pops
you'd rather they played crap english acts than good american acts?
Re: Red Tops
Would it be wrong of me to ask how many people who frequent this website, and wouldn't normally buy a tabloid paper, went out and bought the mirror especially for that cd?
I can see it now;
Mirror readers say "don't you think it's completely innapropriate to include songs by some bad indie-rock band on this free cd when i just want to listen to M people in my car?"
Mirror editor replies "If only 20 Jetplane Landing fans go out and buy the Sunday Mirror because of it, it's all good."
I can see it now;
Mirror readers say "don't you think it's completely innapropriate to include songs by some bad indie-rock band on this free cd when i just want to listen to M people in my car?"
Mirror editor replies "If only 20 Jetplane Landing fans go out and buy the Sunday Mirror because of it, it's all good."
Re: Midlands Music - We need Superheroes
i think it's the first one and you're regretting posting it...
Re: UK Music is shit right now.
yay bearsuit!!!
Re: hiring a london venue for putting on a gig..
try catch 22 in shoreditch (beware the 'ironic' mullets!) it's a nice enough place and i'm pretty sure that it's FREE to hire. The sound can be a bit shaky (played there a couple of weeks ago and had a bit of trouble with my guitar) but the staff are friendly enough. Did i mention it's free?
Or the 12 bar club.
Or the betsey trottwood (it's tiny)
Or... oh there are loads
Or the 12 bar club.
Or the betsey trottwood (it's tiny)
Or... oh there are loads
Re: recomend a film
go the cinema and watch anchorman. Not usually my sort of thing but it was easily the funniest (and silliest) thing i've seen in some time.

Re: MAN U v ARSENAL