denise-richards
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What's the difference between a lamborghini and ten dead babies ?
I don't have a lamborghini in my garage
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Obama got another first yesterday; the first blackman to enter the whitehouse without a mop !
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Why was the farmer angry because someone had trodden on his corn
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit!
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Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can cum in it's face.
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iron butterfly - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida sold 25 million copies ??
wow!
Ace of base - the sign lp sold 24 million shit!
ibrahimovic's 2 goals vs palermo were pretty decent as well
cassano is a bit of a twat but i do have a soft spot for him
but some of the other people are funnier than you...
why should i vote for you ?
i hate him
the way he cheated to get that penalty vs athletico madrid was scandolous, had that been one of the athletico players there would have been uproar, but because it was gerrard it was seen as okay, fucking over-rated cheating diving cunty bastard, you right also kissingkansas his wife is an orange whore who will get photographed one day with her mouth around another man's cock
i read the link first and thought it was going to be Michael Palin
i was thinking how dumb can you be, he's probably been there 100s of time when doing all those travel programmes but he never realised...
okay then you didn't say
i've seen him live once and he was very, very funny but that was about 5 years ago, he should be even funnier now
call yourself THE BARRYMORE POOL PARTY
or THE JOHN LESLIE RAPE EXPERIENCE
if she doesn't want the surgery then leave her be
she's 13 years old and for me old enough to understand, if she was <10 or had some form of learning disability, then it would be different but she's not she has the right to choose in my opinion
legal sex + necrophilia
bonanaza!
i hope i die first
having to live with a dead twin attached to you will be terminal for your sex life
the book is the most amazing piece of writing ever
i couldn't disagree with you more if i tried
okay then you twisted my arm we are but one of the same shitty being
i hate my life and i hate my new siamese twin Dolly
thanks for that
it's not though not really sure how i can prove you wrong but god damn you're wrong
yes
they pissed me off so i hit them, two of them hit me back the bastards
I'm guessing you missed it
seeing as you need us to decide every aspect of your pointless little life for you, DIE ! DIE ! DIE !
you obviously a fan of his
so yes you should be excited
I once lived with
an alcoholic, self-harming lesbian, she also suffered from depression hence the self-harming. She stole all my lip-stick and then stole my other flat-mates girlfriend before mysteriously leaving without giving any notice to anyone one day. She didn't pay any money towards the bills either, as she was always too depressed to do this, and if you tried to argue the toss with she would get all emotional storm off and then come back 4-5 hours later completely hammered on cheapr cider and whiskey. She had good hair though.
no they're not festivals are amazing
dirty grimey sex + amazing music = what more could you want ??
i miss thom_fa
i heard he lost his arms in a car crash, and won't be able to post on here for a while
Back For Good by Take That
gets me every time
shit, unfunny,
help me God why am I in the Gildea Park Hotel in Essex with no recollection of the last 3 hours ?
Pixies - Is she weird off the Peel Sessions LP
is much better than the original studio recorded version
wow that's harsh
but he got up and walked off that guy is sooo hard
don't be silly
the dead kennedys are far better