Music, Countdown, Tonbridge Angels FC, football in general, attractive skinny men, reading interesting well-researched journalism, attempting to write interesting well-researched journalism, 'bantz'.
***TOP 5 BANDS: Suede, Blur, Boards of Canada, Best Coast, Summer Camp.*** HONOURABLE MENTIONS: Oasis, Pulp, Elastica, Hole, Joy Division, Weezer, Air, The Velvet Underground, McFly, Pixies, Sonic Youth, Sigur Ros, No Doubt, The Jesus & Mary Chain, My Bloody Valentine, Smith Westerns, The White Stripes, Jay Z & Kanye West, Grimes, The Adverts, Beyonce, Chromatics, The Magnetic Fields, Lana Del Rey, Eminem (old stuff), The Beatles, The Smiths, The Apples In Stereo, Gorillaz, Adam & The Ants, Wavves, Green Day, Blink-182, Graham Coxon, We Are Scientists, The Strokes, David Bowie, Friends, Tame Impala, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, Spiritualized, Aphex Twin, First Aid Kit, Bon Iver, Beach House, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Dandy Warhols, Plan B. Love a bit of Motown too.
I can make farty noises by rubbing my hands together. Useful party trick.