running, triathlon, sci-fi, the guardian, philosophy, books, family, beer
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I'm awesome because I DID complete The Outlaw Ironman Triathlon in August 2010. Mini-Bio: * Used to be about the size of a baby. * Grew very very slowly. * Now roughly as big as a man. * Haven't grown much in years. * Maybe I'll be taller tomorrow? Rob is: * a dilettante dandy * a gentleman adventurer * a super heavyweight boxer * king of atlantis * an idiot savant * a pedantic despot * a bon vivan * a beer sponge * a ghostbuster * a crafter of erotic soap statuettes of Pat Sharpe * a biodegradable daredevil * a hammock test pilot * an atomic bomber * a misanthrope * an Olympic Gold Medal Winner * a liar * a sciurophobe * I am hugely popular and an influence to many people. * I would recommend dropping my name in conversation, it will reward you with a respect that you could never truly grasp by your own means * I sometimes dig holes in my garden. * I eat cheese and gravy from your fridge. * 'Weekend At Bernies' was based on true events in my life.