The Daily Star has claimed that insufferable chart topper James Blunt has royal blood in his veins. Shame there's no heart there to pump it.
The red-top refers to Blunt's original surname Blount, which apparently links him to Bessie Blount, a lover of King Henry VIII.
The tabloid quotes an expert on such matters: "Judging by James's moneyed background, the area of England he comes from and the uniqueness of the name, the chances of there being some connection are high."
Hahaha... what a clunt.