Erstwhile grungeclunge Courtney Love has been using MySpace like a tinker uses the Freeads - "Courtney needs a Cellist NOW".
Don't get your hopes up just yet, though - you'll have to fit with some pretty stringent criteria.
"Travel with Courtney and her band to Paris, Los Angeles (where you can stay at her guest house) New York and back to Europe for a show in London and perhaps Manchester.
"Looking for a Gothic Lolita-ish Japanese Cellist, experienced with mp3s all ready to be sent to us to listen to. This is of urgency and if you're sending to us you can drop everything in a second and come on tour. We might need you this week.
"Videos of you as well are fabulous. Courtney needs you yesterday.
Incidentally, 5'10", chocolate-eyed music-writer seeks Gothic, Lolita-ish, Latin mechanic. Think Marisa Tomei circa My Cousin Vinny. NSOH. SD. Contact: firstname.lastname@example.org. I can't wait to meet you...